The one of a kind Size Matters Adult Board Game is all about size! Roll the big, purple dice and try for a 2- that's your balls. Then you want 1s to grow your shaft. The longer the shaft is, the more points you score. But be warned... you could get cock-blocked if you do not roll any 1s.
Once you stop with the purple dice, you have to roll the bulbous die. This die could give you more points with a piercing, vasectomy or pills; or take away points with whiskey dick, blue balls or cold water.
The Size Matters Adult Board Game is simple, but highly amusing! So, like a lot of things involving manhood, this game's about luck and risk. Enjoy ;)
The Size Matters Adult Board Game includes:
- 8 purple dice
- Circumstance die
- Dice tray
- Dice cup
- Score pad
- 2 tent cards
- Rules
Players:
- 2 or more